Now, Cruk has no singy songs like the talking dog, but Cruk thinks about stuff when it doesn't hurt. Anyway, when Gor-don fell down and went sleep, it was done! Me friend Vork could hear me through Gor-don box! Now all you hear me through your box! Now me have own radio show! Oh yes! Thank you Gor-don! Me try hard to not eat you! You funny little man. Me say to puny human, "Puny Human," me call him that because me no know yet he Gor-don, "If you lie to me, me will eat you." Gor-don make noises, but he took bowl and moved very quickly! Then things happened, but me no pay attention, radroach was racing other radroach and Vork wouldn't stop drooling over Gor-don then me think me go to sleep. Why no Cruk be popular? Does have to do with clothes? Me smell? Me social skills? Heck no! Me no had radio show! But Gor-don told me he could make me big radio star, all with me big bowl! That what human for! Remind me of joke, but me not give best material at beginning, that STOOPID! Anyway, Gor-don had talking box on him with talking dog coming out! Me hate talking dog, he stay in building and don't come out! How me supposed to know what he taste like? But talking dog get respect, talking dog is liked. But then, me find Gor-don! At first me eat him, heck, me only mutant. Me kept hoping food would be in bowl, but never happened. But food no eat bowl! Cruk was unhappy for many day, but brought bowl with me since it fell off big stick. Me pet human Gor-don is science man, he make me radio program possible! Me just shoot big bowl on big stick one day cause Cruk hungry and food supposed to be in bowl. Wait! Do not run! Me am not there! You hear me from magic box of voices so me can't eat you even if me wants to.
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